I swear my fiancée is trying to turn me gay sometimes with the amount of yaoi she exposes me to on a daily basis. Funny thing is…. I kinda like it now >_> lol
So I just got hit on and propositioned for sex by a 42 yr old guy from LA on Omegle….. yeahhhhhhh…. #antiboner
Fuck it. I’m going to bed. I just hope my hormonal crotch wont keep me awake -_-
Ughhhh… I need someone to fuck me hard right now, it’s driving me nutts…. I hate being a nympho -_-
Me everyday: "I'm so horny"
- So sad, but true -_-
That awkward moment when you’re trying to have sexy time with your fiancé and every time you kiss/touch her in sensitive areas she starts giggling uncontrollably -_-
